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My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block. Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut. Picture a robot on a psychiatric couch: Doc, my intelligence may be artificial, but my problems are real. The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it. The programmers cheer Shift to the left, shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
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