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Joe traveled to Spain and wandered into a Madrid restaurant one night for a late dinner. He ordered the house specialty and was brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" Joe asked. "Cojones, senor," the waiter replied. "But, what are cojones?" Joe asked. "Cojones," the waiter explained, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon." At first Joe was disgusted; but being the adventurous type, he decided to try this local delicacy. To Joe's amazement, it was quite delicious. In fact, it was so good, Joe decided to return the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brought out the plate, but the meaty objects were much smaller. "What's this?" Joe asked the waiter. "Cojones, senor," the waiter replied. "No, no," Joe objected, "I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these." "Senor," the waiter explained, "the bull does not always lose." |
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