| Three Paratroopers |
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Three paratroopers are to throw a hand grenade from the plane, then jump. The first one goes and says, "This is for my country" and he throws the grenade out and jumps. He lands and sees a little boy crying then asks, "What's the matter?" The boy says, "My dog just blew up!" The second paratrooper tosses his grenade, jumps and when he lands he sees a little girl crying. She tells him, "My cat just blew up!" The third paratrooper tosses, jumps and lands. He sees this Redneck laughing his head off. "What so funny?" asks the paratrooper. The Redneck replies, "I just farted and my house blew up!" |
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