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A man asked his father-in-law, a crop duster, how his day had been. "Oh," he said, "It was the worst day of my life. This morning I was up in my plane dusting a field when I knicked a power line and damaged the wing. When I got back to my office my boss really let me have it. And then the guy from the FAA chewed me out. On the way home, I stopped off for a beer and was handed a warm one. I yelled at the bartender, asking him if he didn't have any cold beer. The bartender answered, 'Sorry, but we've been out of electricity all day, ever since some idiot crop duster hit a power line.'"
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