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A drunk goes into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "No, you're already drunk. I'm not giving you anything else to drink." The drunk says, "OK, then give me the darts. I want to play darts." The bartender hands him the darts and, on the first throw, the drunk hits a bullseye. The drunk says, "I won! I won! I want a prize." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give prizes here." The drunk is persistent, "I won! I won! I want a prize." The bartender, thinking he had to do something to get the guy out of the bar, looks under the counter and spots a turtle he was going to take home to his son. "Here," he says, and hands the turtle to the drunk. The drunk seems to be very happy with his prize and leaves the bar. Six weeks later the drunk returns. "I want a drink," he says. The bartender again refuses, telling him he's too drunk to get another drink. The drunk says, "OK, give me the darts." The bartender hands the drunk the darts and again the drunk hits the bullseye on his first try. "I won! I won! I want a prize!" the drunk says. The bartender tells him they don't give prizes for dart throwing. The drunk says, "You did last time." "Really," the bartender says, "What did we give you last time?" The drunk says, "A cold roast beef sandwich on a hard roll."
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